Get a phone call right after you wake up, or while you're trying to do something that just isn't working? That person will certainly assume that any poor mood you are in is because of them.
How about simply comment that there are some people in the world that shouldn't talk to you anymore? I'm prettu sure that whoever you are talking to at the time will feel that you mean them.
This makes me crazy!! Just a heads up for everyone, in case you didn't know, it's NOT always about you. I have several people in my life, over 100 on my friends list, and many that I speak to several times a week. Out of all of those people, what makes everyone think that they are the only person in my life that plays enough of a role for me to talk about them? That they are the only person or thing that can make me have a bad day? I consider it to be conceited. Get over it.
If you are one of those people, I won't apologize to you for this. I mean it exactly as I'm saying it, and my life doesn't revolve around you. To be completely honest, if I post on my FB profile, and am "careless" enough to put it in my newsfeed or as my status, then there's a pretty darn good chance that it refers to someone who isn't on my list at all. Well, unless it is direceted at a group of people, then yes, I'm secretly hoping you see it, but that's so rare, and you would certainly know without a doubt that it was about you.
OH, and one more revelation for these people, even if it is about you, if I'm posting it for all to see it's probably something nice, or perhaps a frustration in the moment, it doesn't mean I secretly hate you or that I always say mena things. Angry comments are generaly about things that annoy me or silly instances like dropping all my grocies out the bottom of the bag, silly bag shouldn't break!
I'm not sure what it is about people who make them think that everything is all about them. The worst things is when I see myself doing it. I will call someone and they might sound a little snappy, even if I realize that something else is probably happening, I think feel like I've made it worse by interrupting.. Oh well, that's just something that I guess everyone does. I know that so many things can happen, and when I see posts about people on my newsfeed, I assume if it were about me they would tell me. I try to remember that I'm not the reason that my waitress is having a bad day, she's probably just been at work for hours and maybe she's hungry or the last customer was horribly rude. It happens.
One of the ones that happens to me the most, is I'll be on the phone with someone and perhaps sound exasperated when telling of something the cat has done, or something else has gone wrong, and people automatically assume that it's because of them. If it was, I wouldn't have answered the phone. If I mention that I'm waiting for many people, even if you happen to be one of them, if I say "many" then I'm not referring just to that one I'm speaking too.
I guess what I'm saying is, it's not always about you, and when it is it's up to the person saying it to tell you so. Sure, sometimes it will be, and it may or not be worth mentioning, but please, stop assuming that everything everyone says is directly about you.