Every day I hear something funny in my house. I'll share my funny stories, please submit yours too!!
"It's ok kitty, it's not your fault you so dumb"
"If Grandma doesn't visit me today I'm giving her a time out!"
"You're cute mommy, and I'm even cuter then you!"
"Grandma didn't come today. I'm going to tell her she has to come next time, or I'm going to give her heck"
When the cat is trying to lay down with her "your face is nicer then your butt cat"
Ask my child, any day, why she's not doing what she's asked "That's just the way God made me"
"Why can't I wash the house with juice??"
"I don't know what I want for supper, but I don't want that!"
" I am the one who washes the walls and floors! I use the baby wipes"
"If Grandma doesn't visit me today I'm giving her a time out!"
"You're cute mommy, and I'm even cuter then you!"
"Grandma didn't come today. I'm going to tell her she has to come next time, or I'm going to give her heck"
When the cat is trying to lay down with her "your face is nicer then your butt cat"
Ask my child, any day, why she's not doing what she's asked "That's just the way God made me"
"Why can't I wash the house with juice??"
"I don't know what I want for supper, but I don't want that!"
" I am the one who washes the walls and floors! I use the baby wipes"