It happened. You're a mom.
4 30AM is now a time to get up, not a time to go to bed
Cold pizza is no longer a valid breakfast food
Midnight on New Years Eve? Oh, yeah, that's when the fireworks 10 miles away wake up the kids and they need to be cuddled back to sleep
Grocery shopping includes milk, vegetables, and fruit EVERY time, not just to fight a cold
Putting on coats and shoes takes twice as long as your shower
You dream of the perfect hot shower and perfect hair, or sh
4 30AM is now a time to get up, not a time to go to bed
Cold pizza is no longer a valid breakfast food
Midnight on New Years Eve? Oh, yeah, that's when the fireworks 10 miles away wake up the kids and they need to be cuddled back to sleep
Grocery shopping includes milk, vegetables, and fruit EVERY time, not just to fight a cold
Putting on coats and shoes takes twice as long as your shower
You dream of the perfect hot shower and perfect hair, or sh