Too 10 reasons NOt to leave a preschool, kindergarten, or like aged, child alone in the bathroom.
1. Pink toothpaste does not actually make walls cleaner, though the counter looks pretty good
2. Water under the sink makes towels wet, so you have nothin with which to clean up said pink toothpaste
3. Your make up will never be even when working around so many hand prints (but how does someone who can't reach their own coat reach across the counter AND sink to reach that anyway?)
4. Shoes and/or pajamas behind the door inevitably make it harder to open thus bruising your elbow on the doorknob
5. No one wants to mop twice by 9am
6. You will never ever have hair elastics no matter how many you buy or how well you hide them
7. Somehow your toothpaste won't have a cap and will get icky, or help you clean while you scrub it off every available surface
8. You can only change their clothes so many times without being late
9. Bikes do NOT need a bath before they meet their friends (why do bikes have friends? And who decides if they are or not?)
10. You will never again be able to find a dry and still rolled roll of toilet paper that hasn't been used to try and clean up whatever happened before you got there, hidden under the flooded sink, or rolled across the floor because the cat chases it or "it just keeps going!"