Mommies have special superpowers that no one else on earth has. Its what keeps us from hiding under the covers or using disposable dishes only. Over the last few days I've been tracking the ones I notice most or that my child assumes I have.
We need less sleep. Except I think that's wrong and that we need more, but try and explain that to anyone else in the world We know where absolutely everything is all the time. There is never something a mommy can't find, even when lost at so,some elses house. We see through walls. And furniture, and really anything else between us and them. "Look at me" yelled from 3 rooms away just proves it. That's also how we keep them from doing things they shouldn't so I don't really want to prove it wrong. However helping find the card they lost in their room while cooking supper is harder. We know everything they need to know, including the answers to homework and what library book they should take out tomorrow (perhaps if I knew all the books the library this the would be easier) We can stop time so they can always have that extra 5 minutes. When we run out of time it is not because they wouldn't get ready when you asked but because we choose to ,make time run out faster. We know exactly what the want even before they do and should always produce the perfect supper/ school supplies/ birthday party We have eyes in the back of our heads. This is clear when we tell them to stop jumping on the bed without even looking in their room. Of course its not the thumping that gives it away What are your special superpowers?
We need less sleep. Except I think that's wrong and that we need more, but try and explain that to anyone else in the world We know where absolutely everything is all the time. There is never something a mommy can't find, even when lost at so,some elses house. We see through walls. And furniture, and really anything else between us and them. "Look at me" yelled from 3 rooms away just proves it. That's also how we keep them from doing things they shouldn't so I don't really want to prove it wrong. However helping find the card they lost in their room while cooking supper is harder. We know everything they need to know, including the answers to homework and what library book they should take out tomorrow (perhaps if I knew all the books the library this the would be easier) We can stop time so they can always have that extra 5 minutes. When we run out of time it is not because they wouldn't get ready when you asked but because we choose to ,make time run out faster. We know exactly what the want even before they do and should always produce the perfect supper/ school supplies/ birthday party We have eyes in the back of our heads. This is clear when we tell them to stop jumping on the bed without even looking in their room. Of course its not the thumping that gives it away What are your special superpowers?