I turned my back for only an hour, and the kitchen trolls who obviously live under my sink or under my dishwasher, snuck out and trashed my kitchen. They somehow dirty every dish, get crumbs on every counter, fill my fridge with old leftovers, and to top it off, they've started eating food I swear was there a minute ago.
I have scrubbed my poor kitchen from ceiling to floor, inside cupboards and fridges and freezers and garbages, and outside and surfaces. I
When I catch the kitchen trolls that keep making such a mess in my kitchen they will pay! I've no idea how there is always something to be cleaned in there, but this time they've gone too far. It seems as though they've invited their friends, the carpet monsters, to leave stolen crumbs all over my clean carpet a mere couple hours after I vacuum...
It's almost enough to make me give up, but instead I shall declare war and scrub everything again!